Sometimes you ask the universe how something happens, and it decides to show you.
Category: The Slurp
Natural Things
Can't sleep? I got a poem for that.
For When I Can’t Be Reached
Tell people that I'm finally up to no good.
Nightmare Lamp – Free (Cursed)
Nightmare lamp - Free (cursed) has its uses!
Bronze Age Trader Fable
I need help with my uncle. He's embarrassing the family. He's a trader at the square. He will trade anyone 1 basket of figs for 3 amber fragments or 3 baskets of figs for 1 amber fragment. Everyone from the locals to the travelers come and line up and point and laugh and trade their … Continue reading Bronze Age Trader Fable
You Are Not Worried About Any of This
If you've ever been inundated with stuff after losing a loved one, this poem's for you.
You Didn’t Know You Were Living in the Boom Till It Bust.
A poem about living through changes in consumer habits and those who get left behind.
Side Mouth Advice from the Batter’s Box
A poem about baseball that isn't really about baseball.
Fighting to Feel Alive
A poem about Josh Dempsey, the bareknuckle fighting great grandson of Jack Dempsey.
How to Find Unclaimed Property: The State Might Owe You Money!
There's 3.8 billion dollars waiting to be collected from the PA treasury, and never a better time to get what you're owed.










