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A Chance to Bear Witness

October 15, 2025 ~ CMS ~ Leave a comment

Sometimes you ask the universe how something happens, and it decides to show you.

Natural Things

October 14, 2025 ~ CMS ~ Leave a comment

Can't sleep? I got a poem for that.

For When I Can’t Be Reached

March 6, 2024March 6, 2024 ~ CMS ~ Leave a comment

Tell people that I'm finally up to no good.

Nightmare Lamp – Free (Cursed)

January 18, 2024October 15, 2025 ~ CMS ~ Leave a comment

Nightmare lamp - Free (cursed) has its uses!

Bronze Age Trader Fable

January 17, 2024 ~ CMS ~ Leave a comment

I need help with my uncle. He's embarrassing the family. He's a trader at the square. He will trade anyone 1 basket of figs for 3 amber fragments or 3 baskets of figs for 1 amber fragment. Everyone from the locals to the travelers come and line up and point and laugh and trade their … Continue reading Bronze Age Trader Fable

You Are Not Worried About Any of This

October 20, 2023October 19, 2023 ~ CMS ~ Leave a comment

If you've ever been inundated with stuff after losing a loved one, this poem's for you.

You Didn’t Know You Were Living in the Boom Till It Bust.

October 25, 2022October 24, 2022 ~ CMS ~ Leave a comment

A poem about living through changes in consumer habits and those who get left behind.

Side Mouth Advice from the Batter’s Box

June 9, 2022June 9, 2022 ~ CMS ~ Leave a comment

A poem about baseball that isn't really about baseball.

Fighting to Feel Alive

May 26, 2022May 27, 2022 ~ CMS ~ Leave a comment

A poem about Josh Dempsey, the bareknuckle fighting great grandson of Jack Dempsey.

How to Find Unclaimed Property: The State Might Owe You Money!

January 20, 2022April 4, 2022 ~ CMS ~ Leave a comment

There's 3.8 billion dollars waiting to be collected from the PA treasury, and never a better time to get what you're owed.

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